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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 11 "Life, uh, finds a way"
"Please, sir, I'm poor and sick and hungry..." The beggars and lunatics in Assassin's Creed have driven me to the point where I murder them if they even get close to me. Seriously. They're annoying. At...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 12 "K-Street Shuffle"
Heyo, GIO! How's it going? I spent the week training new employees at work, which was fun. And I got in some time with more modern games. The highlight was Betrayer, which uses a color palette of...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 13 "There's an 'L'P pun in there somewhere..."
HEYO, GIO! That rhymes! Sort of! If you shout it in a very loud and cheerful voice! I had five cans of Mountain Dew this morning? Can you tell? Can you? Huh? HUH? Anyway, I played some Dead Island this...
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Untimely Reviews: Assassin's Creed: Black Flag
Look. I don't have a ton of free time. So that means I'm often playing games YEARS after they come out. But I still want to talk about those games, often in a very in-depth manner. So guess what? I'm...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 14 "M-Pathy for the Devil."
Yeah, yeah, it's "Sympathy for the Devil." Whatever. I care about getting it right about as much as I cared about Dead Island's story. So not at all. Anyway. I played games. Some were good. Some were...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 15 "Metal Gear Storm's Metroid Punch-Out!"
Okay, that title didn't work out how I wanted it to. Whatever. I've been playing Guacamelee this week. It's pretty fun. That and Darkest Dungeons have consumed my weekend. In particular, I like Darkest...
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Untimely Reviews: Assassin's Creed (The Real OG)
I think you should know the pattern by now. I play games well after their best-by date, then review them. Why? Because I'm a horrible person. Let's get to it *record scratch* to it t-t-t-t-to it!The...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 16 "National Public Radio"
Think about the title. Just think about it... Well, I'm getting to the bottom of the NES games. Guess I'd better start working on Super Nintendo games pretty soon, otherwise I won't have a safety net...
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Untimely Review: Dead Island
Oh, Dead Island. What to say about you… Hm. I could say THAT, but I’m saving it for the ending summary. Oh, whatever. Let’s just talk about the game. I’ve had Dead Island in my Steam library for a...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 17 "I Forgot to Put a Title In"
Yeah, I missed a week. Whatevs. Deal with it. Let's talk about old games. Rad RacerWell, props for emulating car engine sounds. It revs up just like kids imagine a race-car speeding up sounds like....
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Untimely Review: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Yep. I'm playing old games again. This might be the last Untimely Review for a while, since haha what is a senior project, so savor it. Make it last. Like a really delicious piece of candy. Well, it...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 18 "Skate Or Buy! (My Book)"
Hey, GameInformer! It's been a while! Life (well, school) hit me pretty dang hard for the last few months. Finally done with college, though. I've got my $160,000 piece of paper that says I can put...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 19, "SNAAAAAAAKE!"
Well this week was fun. I royally screwed up someone's email account by deleting their calendar and notes--I blame Outlook. Outlook is terrible--and also managed to delete like 5000 songs' artist...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 20, "Celebrate Rebellion!"
Well. This seems like a pretty good weekend to write about the Star Wars games. After all, there are some remarkable similarities between Star Wars and the American Revolution. By which I mean, there...
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Backlog Blitz: NES, Week 21, "The Super Show!"
Woo! It certainly is a super day today! It's the first day of my first vacation of this summer, and I'm feeling, well, super! That feeling will quickly fade as I realize that without the structure work...
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